i may or may not be watching the land before time
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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