doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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