never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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