Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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