It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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