I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize
