$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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