I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
why is half of my head shaved?
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