We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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