i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
