what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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