How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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