god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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