I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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