There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
