when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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