i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
