i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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