she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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