i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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