I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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