The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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