Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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