He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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