if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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