So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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