a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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