how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize