Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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