Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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