we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
