This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I party with great urgency now.
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