Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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