office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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