The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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