Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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