um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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