my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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