youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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