I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
ugly people sure do ruin things
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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