dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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