I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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