id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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