best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just found a bag of teeth...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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