Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
cat food counts as protein by the way
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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