Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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