That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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