Where is the hickey?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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