I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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