This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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