had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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